Shrek Release Dates as a Market-Timing Signal

A WallStreetBets user claims every Shrek movie release has preceded a local market top, with Shrek 1 and Shrek 3 coinciding with actual crashes. The poster extrapolates that the market should rally bullishly until June 30, 2027, after which a major crash is predicted.

Why it matters: The post is typical WSB humor, treating a pop-culture coincidence as a serious trading signal and calling for full portfolio positioning.